"I once tried to eat a seagull. I regret it." - John, Seagull Survivor
"Seagulls are like the in-laws of the bird world: they just won't leave." - Sarah, Local Resident
"I've seen seagulls steal food from people, but have never seen one steal a heart. That's just not their style." - Dave, Seagull Whisperer
"I once tried to be friends with a seagull. I lasted about 30 seconds." - Bob, Seagull's Ex
"Seagulls are like the ultimate jerks of the bird world. They just won't take no for an answer." - Jane, Seagull Victim
"I've seen seagulls do backflips on the beach. I've seen them do backflips on the highway. But have I ever seen one do backflips on a budget? No." - Mike, Seagull Thrill-Seeker
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